Dear Starter, and those on a podium
Hallowed be thy games
Paralympics come,
They will be run
On the flat as they are in Stoke Mandeville
Give us this day our DLA
And forgive those that deny our existence
As they fail to forgive us for not getting better
As they fail to forgive us for not getting better
For ours is the wheelchair, the hospital trolley
For ever and ever
Amen.